Divorce Party at the Hotel Zaza, Houston

Leave it to the Houston's Hotel Zaza, the decadent urban oasis and "premier hotspot for sensory stimulation," to come up with clever and hedonistic packages to delight its devoted clientele. Case in point: The Divorce Party Package, flawlessly designed for a one-of-a-kind experience for you and your gals. Priced from $1400, this package promises a rip-roaring good time:

"D – I – V – O – R – C – E!" Tammy said it all in her anthem of freedom! Celebrate your independence from that heel! Your package includes:

* Custom cake with divorce motif

* Walk of Shame Kit (one per guest), including True lipstick, ZaZa thong, ZaZa tank, toothbrush/toothpaste/floss, and small bottle Voss water

* Premium-brand cocktails in Monarch or Monarch Lounge, two cocktails per guest

* Stretch limousine to Houston nightlife – 5 hour excursion

* Complimentary valet parking for each guest