The conventions, let alone the election, hasn't even been held yet, but Park Hyatt Washington is wasting no time. If you have a spare
$57,000, the luxury property will vote you in to their Presidential Suite for four nights of inaugural festivities.

So, what do you get for your Yankee dollar? Well, according to Washingtonian, the staggering price includes:

-Four nights in the this 1,632-sq. ft. Presidential suite, located on the top corner of the penthouse level, with
views of M Street and Georgetown. Suite amenities include a sitting area, baby grand piano, several balconies,
a walk-in rain shower, dining table that seats six, and perhaps best of all, a dedicated bath butler who will make
sure that the water in the travertine carved stone tub is to your liking.

-Warm apple pie from Blue Duck Tavern, served right before bedtime. You also get a five-course meal at the chef's tasting table.

-Cheese Tasting for you and 11 of your closest friends.

-Daily breakfast, served either in your room or at the restaurant. 

-Personal shopping assistance from Saks Fifth Avenue

-A backstage tour of the Kennedy Center backstage tour and box seats for an National Symphony Orchestra show.
 

Interest piqued?  Book now, because there's only one lucky person can book this extravagant offer.