No joke. Book a seven-night stay at the elite private island resort of Turtle Island, and get a free ticket from Los Angeles to Fiji. Or book a nine-night stay, and receive two airfares for free! The all-inclusive resort island is the favorite haunt of countless celebs and showcases eco-tourism at its luxurious finest-- more like "eco-hedonism," to quote Outside Magazine. Turtle Island is truly one of the world's most romantic resorts: 500 lush tropical acres for only 14 couples at one time, plus a staff of 150 to pamper them. Nightly rates start at $1,975 per night, per couple (Grand Bure accommodations). Rates are all-inclusive, including all gourmet meals, all drinks including alcohol, massage, deep sea fishing, horseback riding, private picnics, scuba diving, and countless other activities. Experience what Andrew Harper calls "as close to heaven on earth as you’re likely to get." Valid until March 31, 2007.